Alan Greaves, Nottingham

It wasn’t until I read the contents of last week’s Winner’s Dinners that I realised the “Bizarre Combinations” headline was not referring to your holiday attire.

Charlie Dobson, Bristol

Our Michael may be a beach ball from the hips up, but he’s got a gorgeous pair of legs.

Heather Scott, Reading

Your comment last week suggesting Sunday Times readers could only afford Sandy Lane in the low season when prices are cheap is the height of pretentious arrogance coupled with extreme pomposity. Unless you had your voluminous tongue in your cheek!

Stanley Silver, Hertfordshire

What a toad you are for saying Helen McBride, the Bajan Blue manager, wore clothes which looked like they came from Oxfam on a bad day. Having spent three weeks observing what you wore at the Sandy Lane buffet, you should be reminded of the proverb about people in glass houses. Helen’s dog has better manners than you.

Jeremy Taylor, London

I saw you shaded by four umbrellas on the Sandy Lane beach. The place resembled an upmarket version of the Costa del Sol. You were all squashed together like sardines. Unlike me on the north beach at Port St Charles, which I had virtually all to myself.

Yvonne Paddy, Barbados

Your experiences at Maze (Winner’s Dinners, January 8) were similar to ours at Claridges. Our risotto was lukewarm, the grilled brill on a leek base tepid. My wife sent hers back but it was no hotter when it returned. Both places are Gordon Ramsay’s. He who wrote in The Sunday Times that risotto should be served piping hot!

M P Quick, Devon

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