Ginny McGrath
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There's a Tesco in Ko Samui, that palm-fringed isle in the Gulf of Thailand. In fact, there are over 200 Tescos in Thailand. In my book that's paradise lost, but scratch the surface and the supermarket giant hasn't completely swamped the slender south east Asian country. In fact just a few miles from Thailand's most touristy resorts, sunburn, sarongs and supermarkets subside, makeshift cafes line the road and rural Thailand still flourishes.
The coastline of Ao Nang, 30 minutes south of Krabi on Thailand's west coast, is picture-perfect Thailand - clear azure water, powdery beaches and a backdrop of limestone towers draped in rich green vegetation. It is home to resorts, bars, souvenir shops and massage houses and the beach is more bustling than barefoot bliss; but just ten minutes inland is rural idyll, Ban Na Thai.
This fragmented village is little more than a collection of houses amid the rubber plantations and fruit trees that grow prolifically in the region. It's less inviting to tourists because there are no resorts or English signage but this is bona fide Thailand: the food is better (and cheaper), the welcome less weary and the colour magnified a thousand times. Orange and red bird of paradise flowers line citrus orchards and scooters buzz along quiet roads.
The best place to stay (possibly the only place to stay) in Ban Na Thai is with Eh, who treated me like an old friend when my boyfriend and I stayed with him for a few nights in November. Eh lives on a rubber plantation and offers homestays in a couple of bungalows that he's built amid the rubber trees. I say homestay because although you're sleeping in his back garden, and not his back room, Eh is your host, and during your stay you're part of his family.
The day starts in the breakfast café run by Eh's sister and mother, whose speciality is the regional dish, khao yam. This concoction of cold rice, chilli, fish paste, raw vegetables and coconut takes some getting used to for westerners brought up on Weetabix, but it's surprisingly good, and is served with steaming black sugary tea and sticky rice topped wrapped in banana leaf. There's a backdrop of Thai chatter between Eh and his neighbours, who can't speak English as well as Eh, but let us know with smiles that we're welcome. Accompanying the banter is the twitter of songbirds.
The birds are regarded in parts of southern Thailand as good luck and are kept as pets by men who carry them in cages to friends' houses, a sort of avian iPod. The more birds, the more volume. Birds with the most tuneful song are highly prized and can fetch hundreds of pounds in the local market. As Eh's customers are his friends, there's a five or six cages hanging outside the café and the melody is commanding.
This breakfast is a gentle introduction to Thai life and the hospitality of Thai families. During our stay Eh took us to his son's Muslim school, gave us a cooking lesson with his sister, Pah, and invited us to his home, where we sat on a bamboo terrace drinking milk from a young coconut picked from his garden.
Eh's wasn't our only host in Thailand. When we planned the trip, we decided to go "green", avoiding international hotel chains and conversing with Thai people beyond ordering a pad Thai and a couple of Chang beers. It's easy to stumble on back-of-beyond guesthouses when you're spending months in a country, but with just ten days in Thailand I wanted to book ahead.
I found TellTale Travel, a British company that specialises in Thailand offering tailor-made holidays focussing on authentic experiences and interaction with hosts. They suggested homestays, which sounded demanding to me, your time and activities dictated by your host. As it turned out, the holiday was one of the most relaxing and rewarding I've had.
We started our trip on an island off Krabi called Ko Klang, where there are no cars, no massage houses and no bars. Electricity arrived five years ago. Between the island villages - collections of flimsy bamboo and brick houses - rich green vegetation is peppered with lurid hibiscus, iris and lotus flowers, with stretches of bright green paddy fields and wandering water buffalo.
It was instant immersion into Thai life. Suchart, our beaming host met us at Krabi airport clutching a TellTale poster. In pidgin English he gave a brief tour of Krabi then strapped our bags to his moped after crossing the water to Ko Klang island in a longtail boat, the elegant wooden vessels that are a symbol of southern Thailand.
Our luggage dwarfed Suchart's moped en route to his house and I soon realised I'd brought too many clothes. On this tiny island, the Muslim faith and mosquitoes at dusk dictate a simple dress requirement of long Thai fishing trousers and a cotton shirt. There are no pretences here.
We ate evening meals with Suchart and his family, who eschew table and chairs to sit on matting on the floor, a great leveller and enjoyably informal. His wife, Su, was a fantastic cook, who's probably never been into a Tesco, and gathered ingredients locally - plucking from the trees she passed on her moped cashew nut leaves, berries and long, lean bananas. The staple is rice, grown in collectively-farmed paddy fields on the island. As fishing preoccupies most of the island's men, fresh fish is plentiful.
As well as for collecting dinner, Su and Suchart's moped tour was for sightseeing. At a neighbouring village women were painting batik tablecloths to sell in Krabi. They encouraged us to have a go, dabbing the vivid paint between the wax drawings of fish and flowers. There was never any hint of pushing for a purchase.
When Su's moped broke down, we left it in the village and borrowed another, such is the friendship between islanders. After a trip to the petrol "station" - where petrol is sold in old whisky bottles - we continued on, stopping to watch hundreds of tiny bright orange crabs with oversized claws scrabbling into the mud. On the narrow paths we perilously passed kids, who can drive mopeds on the island from any age, but do so courteously.
We crossed a concrete bridge, which replaced a wooden structure damaged during the tsunami. Bar the tsunami evacuation signs, pointing islanders to higher ground, it's the only evidence of the destructive wave, which mercifully spared all but one of the island's fishermen, although it destroyed some nearby communities. It's hard to imagine anything but peace as I tore along a strip of deserted beach on the back of Su's moped, giggling with her husband, like teenagers, and stopping to collect shells to decorate their house.
Humour peppered our stay with Su and Suchart, who were perfect hosts. They appreciated when to leave us to relax in our diminutive bungalow, decorated with shells and fresh flowers, and when to scoop us up for an adventure. During our short stay we took a longtail boat trip around the mangroves, exploring the limestone caves that puncture the dramatic karst scenery of the region, and snorkelled in warm turquoise water.
Every day started with breakfast in a ramshackle café, and finished with joining in the volleyball game, played every evening until the light allowed, by the young people in the village. Despite the language barrier, we were invited to join in, and not derided when our inferior skills let the side down.
The few days passed blissfully slowly, cocooned in the hospitality of the island, and then with Eh and his family, who were an hour's boat trip away. You can forget fresh white towels, this is 'cold showers, rice for breakfast, check your flip-flops for toads' territory, where the only reason to lock your door is to stop inquisitive goats and chickens getting in, and where Tesco and its trappings feel like another world.
Need to know
A typical TellTale Travel tour would be 10 days costing from £850, or 14 days from £1,200, for a private tour including international flights, accommodation, activities, transport and most meals.
Once booked, TellTale customers are provided with a colourful, detailed itinerary, including information about your hosts, activities and transport arrangements. The company also provides background information on the areas being visited, such as things to see, restaurants and a guide to getting around. In addition there's a cultural guide, which offers advice language and etiquette tips, plus advice of tipping and gift-giving.
For more information about Thailand, read Insight Guides' Thailand's Beaches and Islands (£14.99). And for Bangkok get the latest on where to stay, eat and shop with the Luxe City Guides Bangkok edition (£5), which like all Luxe guides, is updated twice a year.