So you paid £123.75 for a steak at the Maze Grill and there wasn’t even a photo of it last week for the common man to salivate over. Instead the chefs were pictured holding up some sad old lobster whose price was unknown but was obviously overvalued. Enough to make even Gordon swear

William Wilson, by e-mail

I too had the wagyu/kobe steak at the Maze while Michael was there. I was charged £1.99 for mine. When I queried the bill I was told, “Don’t worry, Michael Winner is paying £123.75 so everyone else is getting a bit off. Many thanks, Michael. Where are you eating next week? Can you book me a table too?

Tim Burton, Wokingham

At the Burj Al Arab in Dubai an obese Russian ordered a wagyu/kobe hamburger for £80. He then tipped ketchup all over it! No accounting for taste, is there?

Neal Wyman, Chelsea, London

So you’re leaving your house and teddy bears to the nation. You’ve not said whether you will be leaving your body to medical science. If you are I suspect medical science may contest the will.

Brendan Morris, Derbyshire

If you’re less virile than you used to be maybe you should change your Suzuki Grand Vitara for a Suzuki Grand Viagra.

Peter Sandler, Leeds

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