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THE new Mercedes-Benz S-Class has something of the night about it. It is in
its high-tech element travelling in the dark, seeing beyond the sweep of its
headlights and alerting the driver to cyclists daft enough to be pedalling
along without lights, horse-riders trotting home in twilight and nocturnal
joggers pounding narrow country lanes apparently determined to prove that
near-death experiences are good for one’s health.
The S-Class’s black art is all down to an impressive infra-red vision system,
prosaically called “Night View Assist”, which can detect pedestrians or road
hazards beyond the normal spread of dipped headlight beams. Carmakers have
been dabbling with infra-red technology — long understood and used by the
military — for years. Mercedes places the infra-red picture plum in the
middle of the instrument cluster. During daylight hours, the area is taken
up by a “virtual” speedometer, but at night, the driver can flick a switch
for owl mode, replacing the speedo with a screen showing an infra-red
picture of the road ahead. A ribbon-type speedometer appears along the
bottom of the screen.
My introduction to seeing in the dark without eating a sack of carrots was to
view St Moritz by night; not the bit with glitzy boutiques, but an unlit
road on the outskirts. And there, suddenly appearing on the infrared screen,
were the ethereal outlines of pedestrians that the headlights had not
illuminated.
This optional technology, part of Mercedes’s long-term aim of achieving
accident-free driving, is yours for £1,330. Also worth considering is Brake
Assist PLUS. Radar-based, the system issues a warning if one’s closing speed
with the vehicle ahead is too high. If a collision looks likely and the
driver hesitates, the car’s “brain” takes action, calculates how much brake
force is needed to keep a no-claims bonus intact and applies it, stopping
the car if necessary. The Mercedes safety experts reckon that the system
(£1,840, including intelligent cruise control and a parking aid) could
reduce rear-end collisions by up to 75 per cent.
Night View and Brake Assist PLUS are just two items on the S-Class’s almost
bewilderingly long list of advanced electronics. But will all this widgetry
be working satisfactorily in ten years’ time, or five? Or even two? Mercedes
knows to its considerable cost that quality and reliability — particularly
of electronics — are a must for its credibility as one of the world’s
foremost car brands and the company completed a test and development
programme involving 2,000 drivers (many of them employees) covering about
five million miles.
So the new S-Class, on sale in Britain early next year, ought to be
exceptionally good. I certainly felt good after driving from Milan to St
Moritz in the S500 version, with its newly developed 5.5-litre, 382
horsepower V8 engine, which is £69,770. The immediate impression is of very
low noise levels, the comfort of its air-suspension and the car’s ability to
accelerate and cruise very quickly in one flowing movement, its seven-speed
gearbox usually working almost imperceptibly. In the mountains, the big Merc
could be driven very hard without drama — not bad for a semi-limo weighing
close to a couple of tonnes. Active body control (ABC) is an option worth
having if you enjoy this sort of dashing about.
Engine choice for the UK will include a 3.5-litre, 268bhp V6 petrol S350
(£56,720); a 3-litre V6 diesel S320 CDI (£54,975), which will be the big
seller and has even more torque than the S500; and a V12 bi-turbo petrol
S600 with 517bhp (£98,270).
The new S-Class has plenty of road presence, although at the back it appears
to owe something to the BMW 7 Series. The interior is as spacious and
luxurious as you would expect. Air-conditioning is very quiet, seats have
almost every form of adjustment known to man — and the COMAND computer
system, which looks after navigation, audio, telephone and climate, does not
demand a two-day training course. But perhaps I should not have mentioned
any of this. One Mercedes executive standing alongside the new creation
said: “What we did not want was a bragging car.”
Well, why not? If you’ve got it, flaunt it. And the S-Class has got just about
everything.