Chris Ayres
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A couple of days ago I met a complete stranger on the internet, invited her over to my house, showed her the room where my son was sleeping, then went out to a party at my neighbour's house - where I promptly began to hyperventilate.
What on earth had I just done? This woman not only had the life of my eight-month-old son in her hands, but she also had access to my computers, my filing cabinets, my car keys, my...
“Relax!” hissed my wife. “Everything's fine. We checked all the references, remember?”
But in my head, nothing was fine. My son was probably already being dangled from a second-floor window as part of some YouTube babysitter stunt. The cats had almost certainly been flushed down the toilet, and the kitchen was undoubtedly knee-deep in water from an unsupervised tap. My life as I knew it was over.
Deep down, of course, I knew the reason for my paranoia: we had met our babysitter on SitterCity.com, a kind of Facebook for parents. Now I'm no technophobe. I've bought cars online. I've sold stocks online. I even met my wife online (she bought my sofa from Craigslist.org). Yet even though my son wouldn't technically exist without the internet, the knowledge that I had hired a childminder from a website was sending me half way to the psychiatric ward.
Part of the problem, I think, is the looming shadow of the Madeleine McCann case. Thanks to that tragic story I now approach all child-minding dilemmas by taking a kind of warped McCann test: if something went horribly wrong, how negligent/guilty would I look when interviewed on Larry King Live? Let's face it, explaining that you met your babysitter online wouldn't exactly get you nominated as Father of the Year.
But perhaps babysitting represents the final frontier of trust for the internet. Sure, it's always better to enlist family members with childminding tasks, but if your nearest relatives are 3,000 miles away, and if your friends are all single and more familiar with the advanced settings of Gmail than those of an eight-month-old, what are you to do? Besides, doesn't it make more sense to hire someone who qualifies for the job rather than someone who qualifies as a relative?
On SitterCity.com, sitters post CVs and YouTube profiles (being webgenic is a crucial asset in the 21st-century workforce), and clients rate them using a five-star system. For a fee, you can even do a background check.
In the end, of course, the babysitter we hired was fine, although we continued our search. The most recent candidate we interviewed was another young women on a summer break after graduating. I asked her what she had studied. “Neuroscience at Harvard med,” came the swift reply. Yes, that's right: we now have a trained brain surgeon as our babysitter, and all for the rate of $14 an hour. Next time I go out on a date with my wife, I think I'll be able to relax.

Chris Ayres is the Los Angeles Correspondent for The Times and the author of War Reporting for Cowards, a critically-acclaimed account of the Iraq War. He joined The Times in 1997 and was nominated as Foreign Correspondent of the Year in 2004. He lives in the Hollywood Hills
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We hired our nanny after reviewing several web sites on the internet. She is a wonderful person who loves and cares for our daughter. Diligence with background, trusting your instinct and a dry run with the sitter, baby and you in the house helps to reduce fears.
Catherine, Atlanta, USA
What happens if your new babysitter decides to get some practice in?
Be scared - be very scared!!!
Bill Peter, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Yeah, I agree too - stay in.
I'm a single mum and I stay in all the time with my lil one. I enjoy and love every second with her. I do voluntary work on the net to help find missing children. I've got so much to want to stay in for. Who would I trust to leave my kid with?
Gloria, Hammond, France
Larry doesn't like it when you wear suspenders, or even braces. But you might ask as to his supplier.
Andrew Milner, Karuizawa, Japan
Nigel
"Stay in"? All the time? 24hours a day, 7 days a week? For the rest of our lives? What if I need to visit a sick friend, go to the supermarket, go see the doctor/dentist/vet? Is absolutely every aspect of my life going to be subsumed in order to "be there" for my children?
Shirley, London,
Whoa! Nigel!
Ever heard the phrase "judge not lest ye be judged"?
Peter, London,
Chris, Parents ARE entitled to a break. Alot of child abuse cases are due to parents spending too much time with their child/children. We all need a break sometimes. The reference checks may not have been available if you had hired through a local newspaper. I feel you did the right thing.
Jennifer Bluett, Cambridge, United Kingdom
Nigel - perhaps if more parents spent time with each other, rates of divorce would decrease. That would be good for children too. Going out for the occasional evening doesn't mean you're not a 'real' parent, and doesn't mean you treat your kid as an accessory
Nicola, London,
Chris, you ask 'what are you to do?' when your relatives are miles away and your friends are in the clouds, the answer is simple. You stay in.
If you decide to bring children into the world you have to sacrifice 'your' time. Being a real parent is all about being there for them. It's not a hobby!
Nigel Moore, Gloucester,